Top 10 reasons to live with an elf

10. Elves love to decorate for Christmas. (less enthusiasm for putting it all away)

9. Non stop Christmas songs. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

8. You get invited to all the best Christmas parties

7. All that red and green breaks up the monotony of missionary black and brown.

6. Your bed gets made up magically while you are in the shower.

5. Even your horses dress for the season.

4. You fall asleep each night to the happy sounds of a Christmas movie, Elf, The Santa Clause (1,2 or 3), Jingle All the Way, Mr. Kruger's Christmas, etc.

3. Every day you are asked what you want for Christmas.

2. December is the shortest month of the year

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO LIVE WITH AN ELF IS:

1. Elves love to snuggle